sext: then I take the pineapple and rub it on your elbows
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I had to do a double take because I thought it was just a bunch of shrimp on the ground
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if u guys dont kno about this show
its a game show where people have to do things in complete darknessoOo my GAWD phUCK d4t $h1T!!
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AHHAHA
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“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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Oh look, a bad guy.
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where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes
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how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
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because glee
doesn’t have
fans
it has
prisoners
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Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
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carly rae jepsen took no time with the fall
from heaven emerging as lucifer
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carly rae jepson - call me maybe
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